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mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

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titytwochainz:

isseymiyucky:

sourcedumal:

blueklectic:

"Sit on my face"
No no not my fat ass
"I’m a grown man i can handle it"
*breaks neck and dies*

I’m sayin….
I can’t have that shit on my conscience!!!

!!!!!!!!!

09.01.14 792

young-and-vestal:

this blog will be gone in a few days. please message me for my new blog URL if you would like to continue following me :)

08.31.14 11
Zoom notmysecret:

omg and it was something like this!!! D: arrggh, Daniel!!!

notmysecret:

omg and it was something like this!!! D: arrggh, Daniel!!!

08.31.14 241

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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moriartys:

I’m just so emotionally attached to a lot of the people I follow. Like, I might not even talk to you, but I’ll see your little icon and url pop up on my dash and I’ll just stare at it and smile and be like: friend.

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Zoom reddlr-trees:

Plank

reddlr-trees:

Plank

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Zoom makyostudios:

Best emoticon ever: Cthulhu.
^(;,;)^

makyostudios:

Best emoticon ever: Cthulhu.

^(;,;)^

08.30.14 485
Does it ever freak you out when strangers reblog your selfies?

Asked by Anonymous

It doesn’t happen a whole lot, but it only freaks me out when it is weird creepy dudes who have an ugly girl fetish that reblog my normal nonsexual photos to their porn blogs and say weird shit.

08.29.14 0
Zoom fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

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