"Sit on my face"
No no not my fat ass
"I’m a grown man i can handle it"
*breaks neck and dies*
I can’t have that shit on my conscience!!!
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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
I’m just so emotionally attached to a lot of the people I follow. Like, I might not even talk to you, but I’ll see your little icon and url pop up on my dash and I’ll just stare at it and smile and be like: friend.
Asked by Anonymous
It doesn’t happen a whole lot, but it only freaks me out when it is weird creepy dudes who have an ugly girl fetish that reblog my normal nonsexual photos to their porn blogs and say weird shit.